. It's just a ride . ~

Just a seventeen year-old girl who likes movies, tv shows, books and nice places. And wooden things. Oh, god, that sounds bad. I meant like nice little houses made out of wood in the middle of the forest. You know, the ones that are constantly surrounded by bears. Mean bears. Mean hungry bears that want to eat you. Run! RUM! Johnny Depp.

Mark:”I said something that wasn’t.”
Greg:”Huh?”
Mark”I said something that wasn’t. I… What’s the word for it? There is no word for it. Of course there isn’t. I invented it. Watch this. Jim!”
Jim:”What?”
Mark:”My name is Doug.”
Greg:”Your name is Doug?”
Jim:”Hi, Doug.”
Greg:”That’s so weird I never knew your real name. Doug is good. It suits you.”
Mark:”Come on! What’s my name?”
Greg:”It’s Doug.”
Jim:”Doug.”
Mark:”No, it’s not! It’s Mark!”

Greg:”Your name is Mark?”
Jim:”Hi, Mark.”
Greg:”Mark suits you even better.”
Jim:”Marko.”
Mark:”Okay, you’re not getting it. I’m black.”
Greg:”I knew it.”
Jim:”You’re very light-skinned, but I can see it.”
Greg:”I’ve always wanted a black friend.”
Jim:”Me, too.”
Mark:”I’m an Eskimo.”
Greg:”Fantastic!”
Jim:”Yeah, I’ve never seen a black Eskimo.”
Mark:”I’m a pirate.”
Greg:”I didn’t know they still had those.”
Jim:”Are you a dangerous pirate?”
Mark:”I’m a lion tamer, and I’m wearing a wig.”
Greg:”Aren’t you scared you’ll get bitten one day?”
Jim:”That’s a fantastic wig.”
Mark:”I invented the bicycle.”
Greg:”I love your work.”
Jim:”Can I get a discount on a ten-speed?”
Mark:”I’m a one-armed German space explorer.”
Greg:”When’s your launch date?”
Jim:”That’s a very lifelike prosthetic.”

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